hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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