are you so shy because you have an std?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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