She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
We left the knife in your bed.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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