They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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