I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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