He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
