it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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