What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
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I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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