mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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