dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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