Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
FUCK WHALES
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