can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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