it's like iHOP with fire
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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