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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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