is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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