I think i sorta joined a cult last night
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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