Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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