You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Randomize
