I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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