Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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