Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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