Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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