I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
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dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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