It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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