I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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