Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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