Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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