sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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