this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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