grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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