you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
do herpes really smell.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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