in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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