Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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