I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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