I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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