I can't watch pbs sober anymore
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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