i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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