Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
