I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
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im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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