We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
