My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
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worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with