Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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