is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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