I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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