Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(757): View more from Virginia

Just be blunt and say drink from my dick

Fav 1 1614 834
share tweet
(702): View more from Nevada

the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.

Fav 7 1006 6927
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(914): View more from New York

Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty

Fav 12 869 4814
share tweet
(203): View more from Connecticut

i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?

Fav 20 5470 1374
share tweet
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
Read it at the TFLN blog
(760): View more from California

coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.

Fav 14 4318 1592
share tweet
(302): View more from Delaware

Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.

Fav 9 2583 1034
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(805): View more from California

You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?

Fav 9 3067 1196
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(361): View more from Texas

I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff

Fav 10 1577 724
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(510): View more from California

Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.

Fav 3 74 26
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT