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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  he asked me to smell his eyeballs.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (979): View more from Texas

  We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.

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• (559): View more from California

  she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.

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  If You’re Hot, It’s Easier For You To Do These 27 Things

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.

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• (831): View more from California

  I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.

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