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(416): View more from Ontario

Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.

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(858): View more from California

anal on a first date. tsk tsk.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.

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(631): View more from New York

i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world

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(757): View more from Virginia

Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.

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(207): View more from Maine

I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.

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(909): View more from California

the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe

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