i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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