just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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