these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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