She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
