I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Randomize
