He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
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Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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