This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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