do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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