You can't motorboat a personality
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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