ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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