the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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