so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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