He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
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just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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