i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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