we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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